Get In My Belly Tee funny And somehow you’re still the

And somehow you’re still the most well-adjusted person in the group chat

You didn’t grow up in a small town

Red and yellow outlined text reading "Smoke Show" with a vintage pin-up cowgirl in a white bikini and white cowboy boots sitting on a blue bomb with a lit fuse and billowing smoke cloud

Vintage engraving-style artwork

with "WISHABITCH WOODS" in bold western block lettering below

Get In My Belly Tee funny And somehow you’re still theYouve been carb loading since October and calling it "preparation." Your Thanksgiving strategy isnt about pacing yourself. Its about dominance. First plate is a warm up. Second plate is a statement. Third plate is a lifestyle choice youve already made peace with. The Details: Red retro text reading "Get In My" above large red retro text reading "Belly." A vintage cowgirl in a yellow hat, red plaid shirt, and blue jeans lassoing an orange turkey.