Happy Fat Pants Day Long Sleeve Tee Size:M Artwork in black and orange

Artwork in black and orange vintage style

" A crystal ball with green flames is held by hands with red painted nails

Retro illustration of a partially husked ear of corn with golden kernels and green husk in full color

You fly off the broomstick

You knew exactly what you were reading and you didn’t even flinch

Happy Fat Pants Day Long Sleeve Tee Size:M Artwork in black and orangeYou wore real pants to Thanksgiving exactly once and you still talk about it like a war story. Never again. This is a stretchy waistband holiday and you will defend that truth with your entire being. Buttons are for quitters. The Details: Yellow and orange retro block text reading "HAPPY FAT PANTS DAY" arched around a golden roasted turkey on a yellow platter. Artwork in yellow and orange vintage style. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve