Howdy Elf Long Sleeve Tee supermom Large red retro script text

Large red retro script text reading "Tinsel Tits" with white outline and red shadow

desert brush

For when you’re too polite to cuss but too petty to stay quiet

Red script reading "shine like" and black bold "Rudolph" text

twirling a lasso in a desert scene with cacti and mountains

Howdy Elf Long Sleeve Tee supermom Large red retro script textSomewhere between yeehaw and jingle bells, you found your entire personality. You dont pick a lane. You ride a horse down both of them while wearing pointy shoes and pointy boots at the same time. The Details: A green cowboy elf swinging a lasso made of red Christmas light bulbs with "HOWDY" inside the lasso loop, in green and red ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100%