A Tidy Beaver Gets More Wood Long Sleeve Tee Size:XL You bought fourteen rolls of

You bought fourteen rolls of wrapping paper "just in case

I’ve Tested Positive" above the illustration and "For Being Freakin’ Rad" in pink script below

The song is lying

One was manageable

Cream single-color art featuring a skeleton holding a scythe with a cat on its shoulder

A Tidy Beaver Gets More Wood Long Sleeve Tee Size:XL You bought fourteen rolls ofConsider this your official Friendly PSA: a tidy beaver gets more wood. It's just science. Whether you're into forestry, innuendo, or both, this shirt speaks the truth. No further explanation needed. The Details: Features a vintage style golden yellow illustration of a cheerful cartoon beaver giving a thumbs up while perched on a log, surrounded by pine trees and a small bird in flight. Includes a "Friendly PSA" banner and the phrase "A Tidy Beaver