Wishabitch Woods Long Sleeve Tee Color:Gold You parallel parked on the

You parallel parked on the first try once in 2019 and you’ve been insufferable about it ever since

Pink and white ink design featuring "Dibs On The" in arched pink distressed serif lettering at the top

Dark olive green ink illustration featuring "Howdy" in large retro bubble lettering above a vintage-style cowgirl seated on the ground in boots and a cowboy hat

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White bold text reading "I PUT OUT FOR SANTA" with a glass of milk and chocolate chip cookies on a white plate in white

Wishabitch Woods Long Sleeve Tee Color:Gold You parallel parked on theSome girls were raised on princess movies and fairy tales. You were raised feral in the woods with zero supervision and honestly it explains a lot. Like, all of it. The Details: Dark green ink artwork featuring "Raised In The" in retro script above a prancing deer illustration flanked by two pine trees, with "WISHABITCH WOODS" in bold western block lettering below. A solid green circle representing the sun or moon sits in the upper right. Cloud and