"Legalize Medicinal Prostitution" Eli Halpern Inspired T-Shirt #PeteMartinez
$22.95
Description
"Legalize Medicinal Prostitution" Eli Halpern Inspired T-Shirt #PeteMartinezDeadpan on the front. Signature on the back. The statement hits firstcold, clinical language twisted just enough to make people stop and reread. Around back, a subtle @octaviusthunder stamp marks the origin, like a quiet credit after the damage is done. Minimal text. Maximum side eye. You wear it. They do the thinking. Product Details 4. 5 ounce, 100% ring spun cotton, 30 singles 1x1 rib knit collar Tear away label Front says enough. Back tells you
Launched in 2021 and ripping through Houston
Wear it when someone asks
the comics
and built for everyday wear—perfect for game days
Top off your look with the official W
30 singles
the confidence
The official headwear of The Ali USA Podcast
This shirt is a victory lap for the WET Podcast—proof that chaos
and compassion — all in one home-run tee
Whether you're grinding toward greatness or just keeping it real
He lives in Austin
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