Contest Winner Hoodie Fighting and funny quotes about beer

and funny quotes about beer dating back to antiquity

Show that you're a cultured person who likes to examine tax write off loopholes for billionaires and money laundering vessels for shady organizations up close and in person

Nobody wants it after your non-fungible armpits have touched it

Your friend who tried to vestimotionally strongarm you into sleeping on rocks and twigs might be though

Maybe several

Contest Winner Hoodie Fighting and funny quotes about beerIt takes a certain combination of luck and or skill to best your peers in a contest of chance and or strategy and or dexterity and or athleticism. You should be proud of this. Show off that you once had more luck and or skill than another person, multiple people, or a system devised to be difficult enough that it warranted declaring a winner. Sounds like kind of a bad contest though, since they didn't even give you a shirt for winning. The classic fit