Hibernate Mode: Activated T-Shirt Color:Sage and professional treat-dispensers who’ve accepted

and professional treat-dispensers who’ve accepted that the best kind of people are usually covered in fur

and anyone who finds comfort in a universal truth: nobody gets out alive

” This design lays it all out in bold checklist style—like a daily status report nobody asked for

You’re not antisocial—you just have taste

and immediately regretted it

Hibernate Mode: Activated T-Shirt Color:Sage and professional treat-dispensers who’ve acceptedSocial battery dead. Motivation offline. This shirt is a public service announcement for anyone who disappears the moment temperatures dropor honestly, anytime human interaction feels optional. Short, blunt, and painfully relatable, it lets the world know youre conserving energy and not taking requests. Printed on a soft, lightweight, and breathable tee, its designed for maximum comfort during couch days, quiet errands, and extended periods of doing